URGENT ASSISTANCE!!!
HELP I CAN"T COMPILE>>> ERROR!!
[checkstyle] C:\work\mptstore\trunk\src\java\org\nsdl\mptstore\query\
provider\TriplePatternSQLProvider.java:35:45: '3' is a magic number.
I EVEN TRIED INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO PROGRAMMER??
http://secretgeek.net/howtobeaprogrammer.asp
SO I SERCH GOOGLE LIKE A GOOD PROGRAMMER AND FOUND THE ANSER:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPzAjiLr5Zw
BUT HOW TO I PASTE VIDEO I"M USING ECLIPSE??
THANK YOU!!!
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Writing a search engine
I just remembered this story...
Back in '96, I was part of a small team working on the HP support website. We had just started to look at incorporating a search engine and had hired Verity to integrate their search software with our site.
One afternoon, Jim, the project manager for search, invited a few of us to attend a Verity training session. I was really curious about how these search engine things worked, so I was happy to attend.
Derrick, the consultant, had given us a nice introduction to inverted indexes and stopwords, and I was intrigued. Ten minutes in, I stopped listening and started typing. Shortly afterward, Jim noticed I wasn't being as attentive as the others. He came over and asked me what I was up to.
"Oh, I'm writing a search engine in Perl"
Poor Jim.
Back in '96, I was part of a small team working on the HP support website. We had just started to look at incorporating a search engine and had hired Verity to integrate their search software with our site.
One afternoon, Jim, the project manager for search, invited a few of us to attend a Verity training session. I was really curious about how these search engine things worked, so I was happy to attend.
Derrick, the consultant, had given us a nice introduction to inverted indexes and stopwords, and I was intrigued. Ten minutes in, I stopped listening and started typing. Shortly afterward, Jim noticed I wasn't being as attentive as the others. He came over and asked me what I was up to.
"Oh, I'm writing a search engine in Perl"
Poor Jim.
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